Blasphemy was brought into my house today. Uncle Keith, in a subversive attempt to lure my son away from his Daddy's Bay Area roots, bought several St. Louis Rams outfits for Matthew and had them shipped to our house! Since I'm not into mind control I thought I would let Matthew decide for himself. So we washed the outfits and brought them to the hospital. As you can plainly see Matthew had a very distasteful look on his face while sporting his new Rams gear.